I was born as the eldest son of the lover of Socrates, in the White House where is in the capital of the Tampon people's republic, in central part of Menses Continent, in the Southern Hemisphere in the Tampon Star ,in the reverse-side side of M78 nebula.
Although Socrates was an Ultra Garrison who is the father, he was the bad person of drinking, and seemingly the mother was very troubled.
Also, he had many, many lover of a woman or a man here and there.
However, when I was three, the father also aggravated the anal fistula and passed away unsatisfying.
The difficulties till then cursed, and the mother also passed away so that the father back might be followed next year.
It was the French Revolution previous night ...
Young I and brothers will be deposited with a relative in the North Korea.
I am made to do hard work in the field or the river from the time of childhood.
But it also became driving public severity and the value of labor in me, and training the conversely tough body and undaunted soul.
Although it was followed to hard work daytime and night was followed to brothers' care, midnight study still did not neglect.
Of course, the fact that it went to buy the erotic book of a vending machine in the dead of night quietly for the break cannot be hidden.
But, it is the occurrence of such a certain day.
I found that the tampon had fallen on a roadside in the middle of coming back to home.
"Why? Such a place? A tampon?"
Although I found curious and being gazed at the tampon, people's voice carried out from behind then.
"Do you like a tampon, my friend!?"
The person who turned round and saw was the weird gentleman passing middle age who the tailcoat and the mustache were grown on the mountain quantity hat, and only one eye attached glasses to it, and had a cane in it.
Although I thought to the friend that I did not want to never become with the strange man, I thought that only a Christmas card would be sent to him for emergency, without fail.. It was the man of such touch.
"I do want to be a strong man like a tampon!!!!"
.... It has said involuntarily.
The man took me to the doubtful place "the hole of snake."
There, "An operation is possible in a day's trip! Also for the deer in which the marks of an operation do not remain with a laser surgical unit, All the staff is males! Of course, it is Loan O.K.!"
It was such a hospital.
I will undergo a reconstruction operation in the hospital.
However, while I noticed that am not insured in the midst of an operation and I was going to be converted to a bubble or a brain, I rode on the spaceship and escaped to escape.
But I was entered by the magic school, when I was helped by why or Death, then the place which the accident happened bad, and the spaceship fell and was close to death was noticed.
Incidentally Harry Potter is a classmate.
Although I who graduated from the magic school with the president started the coup d'etat in order to use Tampon Star as my thing.
But my plot failed and came to this earth.
However, I can fight only for 2 hours or 3 hours on the earth.
If energy goes out, I have to exchange for a new thing!
When throwing away a used tampon, man don't forget to have to cover on a paper certainly and to have to throw away into a triangular sanitary container, either.
Well, the above is my personal history.
The wish is in you, a good boys and girls, at the end.
I want you to use tampon only for the purpose of tampon.
Do not paly with tampon in hot water and jump down from a high place!
Since a Tampon-man kick is a Tampon-man, it is possible.
Then, I will be next week again.

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